Can you hear me?

The other day, I got a phone call, I picked it up and said "hello", but the phone kept ringing. I hadn't actually answered.

They Could Be Anywhere!

Today while driving to work, I realized I had left the door unlocked. I drove all the way back home, only to discover that it was locked after all.

Clean up on Aisle 3

Last week at the supermarket, I knocked a can of soda off of the shelf, and I thought for sure that it was going to explode. It didn't though, it just dented the can a little.

Can I Speak to a Manager

I went grocery shopping yesterday, and when I went to get my oatmeal, I thought it was sold out, but the store had just moved it further down the aisle.

The Daily Grind

I got out of the shower this morning thinking I was running late for work, but I had 15 minutes until I had to leave.

Oh Thank Heavens

This morning, while I was eating breakfast, I felt a sneeze coming on. I jumped up to grab a tissue, but then it just went away.

My Shoes are Untied

Today, I noticed my shoes were untied. Good thing I tied them before I fell over.