Who are you? Who who who who?

I was listening to the song "Bitch" by Alanis Morrisette. A friend of mine told me that it was by Meredith Brooks. I looked it up and they were right.

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

When I was 5, I remember having to go to the bathroom. I went to go, but only a little pee came out... Weird, I guess it's just one of those things.

Someone better answer the phone

This morning my phone rang. I went to pick it up, but it wasn't ringing. It turns out it was just a phone belonging to someone near me.

I seem to be temporarily light

Last weekend, I was shopping at Target. When I got to the register, I couldn't find my cash. Then I remembered I used it earlier at a garage sale. Luckily I had my debit card with me.

Dead Technology

Last Saturday, I was watching television, but I couldn't change the channel. I thought the remote was broken, bu the batteries just needed to be changed.

Hey friend! Long time, no see.

I was shopping for a new garlic press the other day when I saw a friend of mine that I hadn't seen in years. I called out "Hey, Brett!" only to realize that it wasn't actually them.

Incorrect Password

This morning, I was logging into my computer, and it kept saying that my password was incorrect. I thought I had been hacked, but I had accidentally turned on the caps lock.