I seem to be temporarily light

Last weekend, I was shopping at Target. When I got to the register, I couldn't find my cash. Then I remembered I used it earlier at a garage sale. Luckily I had my debit card with me.

Dead Technology

Last Saturday, I was watching television, but I couldn't change the channel. I thought the remote was broken, bu the batteries just needed to be changed.

Hey friend! Long time, no see.

I was shopping for a new garlic press the other day when I saw a friend of mine that I hadn't seen in years. I called out "Hey, Brett!" only to realize that it wasn't actually them.

Incorrect Password

This morning, I was logging into my computer, and it kept saying that my password was incorrect. I thought I had been hacked, but I had accidentally turned on the caps lock.

Can you hear me?

The other day, I got a phone call, I picked it up and said "hello", but the phone kept ringing. I hadn't actually answered.

They Could Be Anywhere!

Today while driving to work, I realized I had left the door unlocked. I drove all the way back home, only to discover that it was locked after all.

Clean up on Aisle 3

Last week at the supermarket, I knocked a can of soda off of the shelf, and I thought for sure that it was going to explode. It didn't though, it just dented the can a little.